" Huang Fei Hong " Episode 18
Soldiers, listen to my order. Let's board the warships.
We'll go back to Taiwan and kill the Japanese.
Alright?
Zhi.
Zhi, why're you here?
- Who're you? - I'm Huang Fei Hong.
You're Little Huang.
Zhi, what's wrong with you? Where's Troops and Horses?
- How did you escape from the prison? - Troops.
I order you to bomb all the Japanese now!
And I'll give you a promotion. Alright?
Zhi, you're sick. Follow me to Bao Zhi Lin.
- Where're we going? - I'll make sure you'll recover.
- I'm not sick! You're sick! - Zhi!
- Move aside! - Zhi.
What're you all doing?
Zhi, stop. Mind your manners in the public.
Zhi?
Let go.
The name of Zhi sounds nice. You're Little Huang. I'm Zhi.
Little Huang, wait for me.
I'll look for some weapons. We'll fight the Japanese.
So many weapons here!
- Not this. Neither that. - Zhi, stop.
Stop!
- No way, Zhi. - What're you doing?
- We're fighting the Japanese. - I'm the new boxing champion.
- Not this one. - Zhi, stop throwing.
Move aside!
- What're you doing? - Move aside!
Huang Fei Hong!
- You're messing around? - Not me.
It's you!
You don't want to participate in the competition. So you mess around?
- Rong, you've misunderstood. - What've I misunderstood?
Let's teach this bully a lesson! Let's go!
Watch out, Little Huang.
Butcher Rong, it was an accident.
You're a bad person. I'll kill you!
- I'll kill you! - Move aside!
What're you doing? Don't stop me.
Forget it, Zhi.
It's you? And why're you here?
Little Huang, who's this crazy woman?
- I'm scared. - Don't be afraid. I'll handle her.
Aunty Thirteenth, you've sober up from drunk?
What're you both doing? Look what've happened.
Constable Mo, both of them are crazy.
Hurry and make him compensate! Pay money!
- Pay money! - Pay money!
Do you have money with you?
What's money? Is that tasty?
Alright.
Why is there a phoenix on the tree?
- Phoenix? - Where?
- Come back! - Come back! Pay money!
Huang Fei Hong, come back!
- Let's chase the phoenix! - What are you doing?
Constable Mo, what should we do now? Huang Fei Hong is your brother.
Tell me how much is it. I'll pay.
Alright.
Why they're all vegetables? I don't like it!
This master is quite spoiled.
I've paid my three months salary to the vendor.
What else can we eat?
Forget it. Zhi has lost his mind.
- Why're you making a fuss now? - I'm not!
Yet you still played with him.
What both of you done today, is there any difference with gangsters?
If you do that again, I'll arrest you both.
- I didn't... - Forget it.
Let's not talk about it.
Fei Hong, you really planned to let His Highness stay at here?
Of course.
Zhi became this because of me.
I must do something. I need to make sure he'll recover.
But there's only a few rooms at home.
How about this?
He can stay in my room. Then I'll stay with Huang Fei Hong.
Why are you saying this in front of everyone?
You flirted with me, came to my house and recognised me as your master.
What were you trying to show?
Chinese always says a marriage is arranged by parents' orders...
...and the matchmaker's words.
If I wanted to be Huang Fei Hong's wife...
...of course I should get your permission first.
So, you tangled with me again and again?
Yes.
- You thought I had feelings for you? - I...
I'm loyal in love.
This is too confusing. Let me calm down.
Then why did you help me to write love letter to Huang Fei Hong?
Gui Lan, it hit right off when I met you.
If Huang Fei Hong and you love each other, I'll step out.
But Huang Fei Hong doesn't like you. It's nothing wrong if I like him.
You!
I treat you like my sister. I can't believe you did that to me.
I...
Seems like I don't have to worry about his blind dates anymore.
Dad, don't you dislike Miss De? What're you jealous of?
Why do they want to stay with you? I want to stay with you too!
- That's great. - No way.
So, you want me to stay with Miss De?
Sure.
No way!
Stop the nonsense.
Today we received a notice from the imperial court.
Zai Zhi has to be severely punished to release Empress Dowager's anger.
His title was also removed.
Although His Highness has lost his mind...
...but he's still His Highness.
You can't stay together with him. What would people say?
How about this? Zhi, you'll stay alone.
I'll stay beside you.
Miss De and Aunty Thirteenth, you both stay together, alright?
Then, let's eat.
- I don't like it! - Alright.
Gui Lan, are you still angry at me?
Did you purposely change the love letter I wrote to Huang Fei Hong?
How could you say such things? I'll always do things with dignity.
Also, that time...
...I really hoped that your letter will bring you good ending.
That's why I helped you.
Yes. With your help, the ending was really good.
But you said, no matter what you wrote...
...Huang Fei Hong won't change his intention.
You...
Alright!
I can only blame myself for that.
I'm not saying anymore. I'm going to sleep!
The blind blaming the dark days.
Then where should I sleep?
Didn't I tell you not to find me these days?
Zai Zhi is in Guangzhou.
I already knew it.
Then why aren't you giving order to assassinate him?
I need him alive.
Little Huang, I made it!
- What is it? - Come. Follow me.
Please be gentle. Let me wear my shirt first.
- Come here. - What're you doing?
Come here. Stand here.
Don't move! Stand there.
You need to protect yourself.
Why did you bomb the fishes?
I made it!
Little Huang, let me tell you. I invented this myself.
It's the 'Take Your Life' firearm series.
Take Your Life?
If we tied this with the fish and then let them swim...
...then it'll be a torpedo.
- Is it amazing? - Yes, it is. Go and play yourself.
Come over here. Come and catch some fish.
If you can catch more fish, then we'll have more torpedoes.
If we put them on the warships...
...then we'll be able to defeat Japanese soon.
- Then what about the warships? - I've brought them here.
Look. So many warships here.
We have yellow warships, green warships...
...and blue warships.
This is the kinetoscope which I brought from France.
I came to China to promote new arts in France, movie!
- What's this? - Movie?
Movie is a dance of light and shadow.
It captures the most beautiful moments and carves the time.
In other words, we capture whatever we act and play back the next day.
Zhi, do me a favour.
There's a handle beside the kinetoscope. Can you push it?
Interesting.
This is interesting. Little Huang, look.
There's so many people there.
What kind of sorcery is this?
This isn't sorcery. This is movie.
Cinema.
I got it.
You were trying to say, we can capture whatever Zhi experienced...
...and play it to him.
We can recall his memory, and hence we won't be such tired.
Chinese Kung Fu, you got it right!
Alright. Then let's start tomorrow.
We'll film as many...
- Movie. - Yes. We'll film movie.
- Zhi, we'll film movies. - I'll remember.
Hello.
Why are you here? What do you want?
Hello. Don't get nervous. I'm a friend of Little Huang.
I gave you an injection few days ago. Do you still remember me?
It was painful! You're bad person! Get out!
- Little Huang! - Calm down, don't be afraid.
Little Huang went out for filming. I'll here to play games with you.
If you win, I'll board the warships with you.
We'll fight the Japanese.
Fight the Japanese?
Then...
- Are you telling the truth? - Of course.
We can make a pinky promise.
Promises, promises I know I can keep.
Yes. Sit down.
Since we made a promise, then it'll be our little secret.
You can't tell anyone.
Including Little Huang, got it?
I can't even tell Little Huang?
If you don't agree, then I'll go now. Let the Japanese run amuck.
Alright.
I promise. So, what're we playing?
Look at this.
Stare at it.
Right.
Keep staring at it. Just like this.
Just answer my questions.
If you answer them nicely, we'll go and fight the Japanese.
Tell me, what's your name?
- I'm Aisin Gioro Zai Zhi. - Great, Zai Zhi.
- Then what do you do? - I'm a prince.
Prince Rui.
The Empress Dowager appointed me as the navy admiral in Fujian...
...to develop the Great Qing navy.
Besides developing the navy...
...does the Great Qing has any military plans?
- Yes. - What is it?
A secret weapon.
When I looked for it last time...
...they already hid it.
Secret weapon?
Where is it? Bring me there, will you?
No.
Bring me there.
Bring me there, and I'll fight the Japanese with you.
We've walked for a long time. Where's it exactly?
It's in front.
We're almost there. It's in front.
What're you doing?
Little Huang told me not to come here alone.
Did Huang Fei Hong already know about this?
I can't let him causing more troubles anymore.
Then wait me here. I'll go alone.
- Don't run away. - Okay.
Be careful.
- I made it! - How dare you trick me!
I made it again! I didn't trick you.
Look. This is my second series of Take Your Life firearms.
Potato bomb.
I dug a hole in the potato, then put a firecracker into it.
Then it'll bomb! Isn't it great?
How dare you trick me!
You hit me!
I'm telling Little Huang!
I'm sorry. I was just kidding.
Don't tell him.
Your potato bomb is great. The Japanese will be afraid of it.
It's getting late now. Let's go back and look for Little Huang, alright?
Let's go.
He hit me.
No matter you fake it or not, you can't escape from me.
Why're you here?
- Where's Little Huang? - He's not here.
I'm here to tell you stories.
I'm not listening to it! I'm not listening to your stories.
I want Little Huang to tell me stories.
It's alright if you don't listen. I'll still say it.
Long, long time ago, there was an outlaw in the martial arts circles.
He came and left without a trace. No one has ever seen his face.
Every time when he comes out, he'll wear a mask of Iron Monkey.
Then?
What did the Iron Monkey do to the bad person?
The Iron Monkey took the sword and pierced into the heart.
But he only pierced no more than three inches.
You know, human's heart is the softest among the body.
And it's most sensitive to pain.
The Iron Monkey looked at his sword staying there...
...and the blood dripped bit by bit.
The bad person was in utter pain, but he wasn't dead.
No one was sure whether he was dead of pain or bleeding at the end.
That's scary.
But this bad person only stole a bench from his neighbour.
Couldn't he just return the bench?
You knew he was a bad person. So he deserved severe punishment.
If he dared to steal the bench, then he might steal the money next time.
Who knows he might kill someone too.
You're right.
- But... - Don't hesitate.
The Japanese invaded our land. Shouldn't we hate them?
Don't you want to kill every single of them?
- I want! - That's right.
The Iron Monkey eats and drinks freely.
He's free as the air.
Unlike you. You're being locked in this room by Little Huang.
He's the real hero.
Say it with me.
I'm the Iron Monkey.
You're the Iron Monkey.
Wrong. I'm the Iron Monkey.
You're the Iron Monkey.
Not me. But you. You're the Iron Monkey.
I'm sorry.
Not me. But you. You're the Iron Monkey!
You're too sleepy. You better go to sleep now.
Have a nice dream. You'll dream of the Iron Monkey.
- Be careful of fire! - Stop!
Kid, hand over your money.
Who're you? How dare you mind other's business! Get lost!
Iron Monkey!
- I'm telling the truth. - Seriously?
You don't believe me? Look, the wound is here.
Did you just say the Iron Monkey?
- Yes, it's the Iron Monkey. - Look at you.
You're not as experienced as me.
Open your eyes and listen to me.
You use your eyes to listen now?
- I'll leave then. - Don't go.
Let him speak, don't interrupt.
- Go away. - Don't.
Go away.
- You all have no principles! - Go away.
Hurry and say.
Twenty years ago in Guangzhou, the Iron Monkey has appeared here.
He was here twenty years ago?
He got rid of bullies and bring peace to the others.
But no one knew what he looked like.
No one knew his name. He was named after the mask he wore.
That's why he's called the Iron Monkey.
Everyone is here? I've big news. Do you want to hear?
Yesterday night, the money from all thirty-five opium stores...
...in Guangzhou city were stolen.
- How much is that? - Say it.
- Almost thousands taels. - That much money?
- This isn't done by a single person. - Certainly.
- There must be a group of people. - Yes. Surely.
- It was done by only one person. - You all have no principles!
I heard that all the opium stores owners don't dare to report the case.
Eat more. After this, we're going to have a tough time.
- What do you mean? - Arrest the Iron Monkey.
I've heard from my elders about this Iron Monkey too.
He's a great master. It's hard to arrest him.
How can we be sure that the Iron Monkey did it from these news?
Also, if the money from so many opium stores were really stolen...
...why no one is reporting the case after such a long time?
Report? Who dares to report that he was punished by the Iron Monkey?
Even if the bosses don't report the case, there's still Sir Hua.
Sir Hua has been receiving benefits from the opium store bosses.
The imperial court gave order to ban smoking.
Why opium stores are still here in Guangzhou city?
Four words.
That's government-business corruption!
That's five words.
Aunty Thirteenth, what're you thinking?
Most of the opium stores in Guangzhou city are closed now.
Even the opium stores which had great businesses would close down...
...something's wrong.
I heard from Toothbrush Su that Sir Hua Mei Tu gave the order.
Hua Mei Tu has been taking bribes and disobeying the law.
He toppled his own wealth god, I guess he wants to repent.
He'll repent? You wish.
It was because of the Iron Monkey.
Iron Monkey again?
Are you still a constable? Why are you not well-informed?
This news came from the kitchen of Hua Mei Tu.
Hua Mei Tu was tricked by the Iron Monkey.
Which he was burnt by the Iron Monkey for eighteen times.
Now, when he attends the court trial, eats, walks, going to toilet...
...even when he's having good time with his concubine...
...he's still being tricked by the Iron Monkey.
No wonder I've not met Sir Hua for days.
That's right. Now, I think his butt is even redder than the monkeys.
- What's so funny? - Hua Sheng, you're here?
- Tell me. - Have a seat.
- So that I can share the happiness. - You even bring wine here.
How's the business in Bao Zhi Lin?
I was busy treating Zhi. I wasn't aware of it.
He drank with Liu Hua Sheng until late night yesterday.
I should let him sleep a little longer.
You've seen the Iron Monkey?
Then tell me the characteristics of the Iron Monkey.
The Iron Monkey is a fat person.
When he passed me the money, he bent down...
...and his pants were torn.
It's impossible that he's fat. He's as thin as a bamboo.
You have to believe me. I saw the Iron Monkey in daytime.
Thin? Impossible. When he hugged me out from the brothel...
...I can feel his arm muscles.
It's so fascinating!
If you have news about him, you must let me know.
You must let me know!
They're all wrong.
Come here. I'll tell you a big secret.
The Iron Monkey is actually a lady.
- How do you know? - How do I know?
How do I not know?
She sounds so sweet when she speaks.
So, if the Iron Monkey is not a lady, then he must be eunuch.
Right. He might be an eunuch.
What're you doing? Sit down!
That's right. Now, I think his butt is even redder than the monkeys.
If he's not the Iron Monkey...
...then why does he knows so much about Hua Mei Tu?
Hua Mei Tu is a face-saving person.
News from the kitchen? It's impossible.
Huang Fei Hong hates evil like his enemies.
Should I feel happy for him? Or should I tell him to stop?
- What's wrong, Hai Ze? - Don't mention it again.
Old man Huang said I misbehaved.
Then why bring me to do such tiring job?
What happened between you and brother-in-law?
Hai Ze.
De Hai Ze.
I'm Hua Mei Tu, the officer in Guangzhou.
Greetings to Sir Admiral.
I'm aware that I'm incompetence.
I admit my mistake, Sir Tong.
I...
Takeda, please.
Sir Takeda Hideyoshi. Please say something for me.
You know how to pick people.
Takeda, what should we do about this?
Sit down, both of you.
Thank you.
- What's wrong? - I'm fine.
I think Sir Hua knows my purpose of coming here, right?
I don't understand. So many constables in Guangzhou yamen...
...but they still can't catch the Iron Monkey.
You even closed our opium stores.
Sir Hua, are you unsatisfied with the cooperation?
I won't dare to do so.
I've been receiving grace from you.
It's my luck to be able to see you in person today.
But...
But what?
But the Iron Monkey is too tricky and cunning.
It was a stalling tactics to gain more time.
Stalling tactics?
I think...
...you are using your butt instead of your brain to think.
If not, why would you do such foolish actions?
Sir, you knew about it as well?
Talking about my butt...
...I've never been punished such way since I was born.
- Besides... - Stop!
Filthy speech!
Who wants to listen about your butt?
Listen properly. From today onwards, reopen all the opium stores.
Also, they're all exempted from business taxes for a year.
Got it?
The business tax is decided by the superior.
- I'm afraid I can't... - Am I not your superior?
You have to think of a way to make up the portion we lost.
If not, you don't have think about all sorts of benefits this year.
- Don't. - Enough!
These are all small matters. The problem now is the Iron Monkey.
In ten days’ time, I want him dead and beheaded.
You don't need ten days now.
I've sent the top constable in capital...
...the Hundred Arms Spider, Cai San Yan...
...to assist Sir Hua to arrest the Iron Monkey.
Constable Cai has said, within five days the criminal will be arrested.
Yes, that's right.
Gui Lan, let's go.
- Hurry. - Why're you all in a hurry?
- Dong Qiang. - Gui Lan.
We start working at 7am.
It's only 5am now. Why are you all in a hurry?
Sir Admiral Tong Guan gave an order to Sir Hua...
...to arrest the Iron Monkey in five days.
He even sent the top constable, Cai San Yan.
A new broom sweeps clean.
This man is just and fair. People call him Grimace Cai.
You better go and shape up.
It's not that hurry, right?
What top constable? What just and fair?
If he's capable, he should know the Iron Monkey is a good person.
Brother, I've never seen you before.
- I'm... - I can see that you're new here.
In order to arrest the Iron Monkey, yamen has recruited a few men.
Since you're tall and strong, I think this size should fits you.
This is not so right.
What's wrong? We all wear the same uniform here.
Do you think you're Cai San Yan?
Should I tailor a new uniform for you...
...and invite you in with the litter?
Chief Constable Cai isn't like what you said.
You're new here yet you already started fawning on Cai San Yan.
Chief Constable Cai. Such an intimate name.
He's just a follower of the corrupted Tong Guan.
Don't be rude at Sir Tong.
Forget it. Since you're new here, I'm not making a fuss anymore.
Should I give you some tips? Facing the corrupted officers...
...it's not enough to just fawning on him.
You need some actions.
- That's how you become a constable? - Of course not.
Cai San Yan is newly appointed here. It's fine for old worker like me.
But those who're new here, if you don't show some gratitude...
...how're you going to pass the probation period?
I've told you. Cai San Yan is not a such person.
Why're you so stubborn? Fine, I'm not saying it anymore.
Hurry and change your clothes. Or else he'll say that we're late.
Why is everyone so strange today? You all are tidily lined up.
Where's Grimace Cai?
He's really a corrupted officer. Coming late on his first day of work.
- Gui Lan. - Why are you glaring at me?
And you. What's that expression for?
Can't you feel I'm stepping your leg?
I don't feel anything.
- Sir Hua! - Sir Hua!
Sir.
Be at ease, everyone. I think you all have heard about it.
This is the top constable from the capital...
...Hundred Arms Spider, Can San Yan.
He's Chief Constable Cai.
Everyone has to listen to his order during this period of time.
Chief Constable Cai. In order to solve the case sooner...
...I've arranged a special assistant for you.
She's Mo Gui Lan, Constable Mo.
Don't look down on her. Although she's a girl...
...but her martial arts is one of the greatest among them.
Moreover, the works become lighter when male and female are together.
What's wrong, Gui Lan?
Did he make you angry?
Me? Impossible. I've not left the house today.
It's really not him.
The newly appointed Cai San Yan is supposed to arrest the Iron Monkey.
But we've done nothing the whole day.
He just asked us to run, frog jump and horse stand.
Aren't these the routine of a constable?
Routine?
Three hundred leaps of frog jump, four hours of horse stand.
Even the Imperial Guards don't get such trainings.
Also, what does it have to do with arresting the Iron Monkey?
I think he purposely wants to trick us.
Especially me.
But that's fine too.
He's just good-for-nothing. How can he arrest the Iron Monkey?
Come, Gui Lan.
You must be tired now. Here, drink some soup.
De Hai Ze just cooked this butter seafood soup.
I don't want. I'm not hungry.
Fei Hong.
- Drink some soup. - Me?
Look at what happened to my face. You still want me to eat seafood?
Do you wish me dead?
That's right too. What's wrong with you?
Why did you get rubella all of a sudden?
Did you touch any iron materials?
Since young, when you touch any iron materials...
...there'll be pimples on your face.
Liu Hua Sheng said this is an allergy.
Allergic to iron materials?
It must be because he wears the Iron Monkey mask.
As a constable, not only we must have great martial arts...
...we must also have great stamina.
You! Look at the others.
We often face some extremely vicious bandits.
In order to arrest them...
...sometimes we need to watch them under terrible condition.
No matter it's heavy rain, thunder or hail...
...we can't even move a single step.
You!
If we're not training now, you're already dead.
From now on, no one is allowed to move.
Once someone moves, then everyone stays for another hour.
Is he kidding?
What vicious bandits? I think he's the most vicious one.
He's just giving us pressures. Just hold it in.
If he can't arrest the Iron Monkey few days later, he'll be leaving.
I can't stand it anymore!
What're you doing?
Constable Cai, let's get it straight.
Didn't I just say a little more about you few days ago?
You can punish me. Don't torture them.
You!
Mo Gui Lan, you really think highly of yourself.
Alright. You're my special assistant, right?
After the training ends later, draw a thousand warrant of Iron Monkey.
Paste them every corner in Guangzhou city.
That many?
Don't be constable if you want complain.
That's too many of it.
Don't you always say I'm not doing things seriously?
Now I'm giving you a chance.
- I'll draw it then! - Wait!
Finish this hour's training first before you go home and draw.
You want to arrest the Iron Monkey? You?
I won't let you arrest Huang Fei Hong for the whole life.
What're you trying to do?
Didn't you want to draw the arrest warrant?
Who'll recognise your drawing?
I got it. You're the accomplice of Iron Monkey.
- People! - Don't speak nonsense.
I hate evil like my enemies.
I just don't draw well since young.
- Everyone knows about it, right? - Stop arguing!
Alright. I'll tell you the truth.
The citizens agree to the Iron Monkey closing the opium stores.
Only you want to arrest him.
How much money did you receive from the opium store owners?
And you. People still call you the top constable.
Women's wits don't match their hair.
Take her away.
Take her away!
Wait.
- Sir Hua. - Sir Hua.
Chief Constable Cai.
The constables are unsatisfied and have opinions on you these days.
They said you didn't arrest the Iron Monkey.
Yet you used your power to torture and have fun on them.
I didn't want to care about this matter.
But it's getting nearer to the five-day promise.
We still have no idea on Iron Monkey's case.
Can you give me an explanation?
Don't worry, Sir. Everything is within my plan.
- Great! - That's great!
Great!
I can't let Huang Fei Hong come. He'll be arrested if he's here.
Everyone.
Today is the opening of the opium stores.
And we've created 'opium along the street'.
In the future, you should work together...
...and you'll have great businesses.
Tomorrow Sir Tong will surely invite all the opium store owners....
...to officiate the 'opium along the street'.
The Iron Monkey will be there to stop them.
At that time, we'll arrest him like catching a rat in a hole.
Today is the party of opium. Hope everybody enjoy!
- Great! - Great!
Sir Hua's right! Today is a happy day.
Opium along the street!
All the opium will be free of charge today!